George W. Bush And al-Zawahiri - Parody News Cartoon


Bush Kills al-Zawahiri, Again

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - President Bush mistakenly announced again today that Osama bin Laden's #2 man Ayman al-Zawahiri was killed in an air strike in Damadola, Pakistan.

Mr. Bush said later: "Sorry, I seem to keep counting my chickens or WMD before they hatch. Heh! Heh!

That al-Zawahiri feller must have nine lives like Felix The Cat or Elvis.

We keep killing him, but the damn potbellied towel head won't stay dead!

In fact, the only people who seem to stay dead are the innocent civilians we kill by mistake. I wonder if that's why more people hate us now then when we started this war of terror thing. Heh! Heh!

You'd think all the billons of dollars we have spent on defense and intelligence in the last several years would help us gets things right!

But the American people understand that Republicans from Texas have a much bigger, more painful and longer learning curve than people with average intelligence.

But as Poppy used to tell me whenever I got beat up by those bullies in high school that: 'He who laughs first.' Ah, 'He who laughs best.' Ah, 'Fool me once.', You know what I mean". 

Reading Room: The drone, the CIA and a botched attempt to kill bin Laden's deputy

<Discuss>

 

 [GOP Playing Cards] [IWR eZine] [Links] [More IWR Parodies] [Parody Titles Text]

Support the Internet Weekly!

Bush's Dog And Monkey Show 01/12

I Married A Flaming Wingnut 01/10

The Bottom Of The Bottle 01/08

GOP Charity Telethon 01/06

Bush Fails Sanity Test 01/05

Cheney: 'No 9/11 If Stalin Was President' 01/05

Fairytopia 01/03

Peeping George 01/01

Sleepwalking Through History 12/30

First Lady Says: 'I Am Not A Frump!' 12/27

Bush Celebrates Holidays Eavesdropping On Phone Sex Calls 12/25

Merry Christmas! 12/23

Dial M For Moron 12/23

Bush Calls Telling The Truth A Shameful Act 12/20

Bush Cites Domestic Spying Precedent 12/18

Bush Caught With His Pants Down 12/17

Osama's Christmas Card To Bush 12/16

Bush Says Two Iraq Wrongs Make A Right 12/15

Bush Stumped By Trilobite Question 12/14

The Iraqi Rejectionists 12/13

The Secret Three Stooges Plan For Victory In Iraq 12/11

Imagine There's No Medveds 12/09

The Grinch Who Stole Pickles' Christmas 12/08

The U.S. Bondage Queen 12/6

George Bush Vs. Tweety Bird 12/4

Cheney Demoted To White House Jester 12/2

Same Old Song And Dance 12/1
 

Internet Weekly Report First Issued on 12/15/2001,
Copyright Internet Weekly Report 2001-2006.



Site Page Views

IWR reference: cartoon, comedy, comic, parody, satire, political, news, joke, spoof, humor, lampoon, cartoon, comic, parody, satire, joke, spoof, humor, lampoon