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Bush Says Two Iraq Wrongs Make A Right

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - In his fourth pep rally for the Iraq War, President Bush admitted making mistakes about his initial reasons for going to war, but pointed out that two Iraq wrongs make a right.

"Sure, I was wrong about WMD and the Iraq-9/11 connection, but everybody knows that two wrongs make a right. That’s how I manage to never really make any mistakes.

If for example I'm wrong about Social Security being privatized or something, I just need to be wrong one more time about that issue before I'm right again!  I learned that a long time ago from Rush Limbaugh.

I know some of you eggheads out there will say this is just some kind of logical fallacy or whatnot, but without these so-called fallacies, unemployment would skyrocket because all the fundies, right wing talk show hosts, politicians, stock brokers and marketing executives would be out of a job!

So that is why we have to stay the course in Vietnam.  Oops, I mean Iraq," said Mr. Bush to hall full cheering Republican Zombies.

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