George W. Bush - Parody News Cartoon


Bush Blames The American People
For Believing His Lies About Iraq

TOBYHANNA, PA (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today chastised the American people for believing his lies about the justification for the Iraq war.

"Come on I would have never been able to start a war in Iraq if you gullible SOBs didn't believe there was a connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11 or  Saddam was baking nuclear weapons from that Betty Crocker yellow cake mix.

I mean when I said: 'The Iraqi dictator must not be permitted to threaten America and the world with horrible poisons and diseases and gases and atomic weapons.' you weren't supposed to take me literally for Christ sakes. 

I was just using a little Texas poetic license. Heh.

Or when I claimed there was a link between Iraq and al Qaeda, I was just pulling your legs, and you silly geese took me seriously!

So next time take what I say with a grain, or maybe you better make that a cup, of salt when I make my next speech.  Otherwise, we might end up attacking Syria, Iraq and Canada," said Mr. Bush.

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