TOBYHANNA, PA (IWR News Satire) -
President Bush today chastised the American people for believing his
about the justification for the Iraq war.
"Come on I would have
never been able to start a war in Iraq if you gullible SOBs didn't
believe there was a connection between Saddam Hussein and 9/11 or
Saddam was baking nuclear weapons from that Betty Crocker yellow cake
I mean when I said: 'The Iraqi dictator must not be permitted to
threaten America and the world with horrible poisons and diseases and
gases and atomic weapons.' you weren't supposed to take me literally
for Christ sakes.
I was just using a little Texas poetic license. Heh.
Or when I claimed there was a
link between Iraq and al Qaeda, I was just pulling your legs, and
you silly geese took me seriously!
So next time take what I say with a grain, or maybe you better make
that a cup, of salt when I make my next speech. Otherwise, we
might end up attacking Syria, Iraq and Canada," said Mr. Bush.