Harriet Miers And Richard Perle - Parody News Cartoon

Miers To Marry Perle To Boost High Court Odds

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers announced today that she will marry neocon uber sexual Richard Perle, aka the "Prince of Darkness", this week to help improve her odds of being approved by the Senate.

"Karl Rove set it all up for us. We'll get married in Reno before the hearings begin next month. 

Karl explained that many far right conservatives are worried I might be a lesbian, or God forbid, a single normal woman, and they would be a lot more comfortable if they knew I would be verbally and physically abused by Richard Perle if I ever voted for Row Vs. Wade or gay marriage," said Miers to reporters.

Many Washington insiders consider Miers and Perle to be a match made in heaven. 

"They both look like extras from the movie 'Night of the Living Dead'," said best man and TV pundit Chris Matthews.

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