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SAN FRANCISCO, CA (IWR News Satire) -
During the confusion surrounding the Katrina debacle, the People's
Republic of China invaded California largely unopposed yesterday.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was arrested immediately and replaced by
comedian
Margaret Cho. "It's too early to start playing the old blame
game, and I really do like black people," said Mr. Bush to reporters
at the gala opening of a one millionth Wal-Mart store in Redneck
Falls, South Carolina. |