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WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire)
- The Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff today
denied that he is the dreaded vampire
Nosferatu. Many
bloggers became suspicious after it was discovered that the
paper Michael Chertoff read last Tuesday about New Orleans dodging
the bullet was the Transylvania Times.
"Look, I can't be the only person in
Washington who doesn't have a reflection in a mirror or a crucifix
phobia. Sure like many kids in the 60's I was blood sucking
vampire, but I haven't bit anybody on the neck since 1987," said
Chertoff to the hypnotized Washington press corps. |
