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Why The Federal Response To Katrina Was So Slow

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Scott McClellan in his morning press conference today revealed the reason why the federal response to the Katrina crisis was slow. "It took us three days to convince the president that New Orleans is really in the United States and not in Canada.  And couple that with the fact that we used the same planners in Homeland Security that we did in the Iraq War, and I think you get the picture," said McClellan.

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