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Bush Has Anxiety Attack After
Unscripted Encounter With Janitor

GULFPORT, MS (IWR News Parody) - President Bush today had what aids called an "anxiety attack" after he had an unplanned encounter with a black janitor at a press conference in Gulfport, MS.  Haley Barber then fired a few shots from his German Lugar into the ceiling which cleared the room.

Scott McClellan later explained that ever since Mr. Bush started binge drinking again the Commander-in-Chief has become even more paranoid than normal about former Abu Ghraib or Texas prisoners trying to get even with him for being tortured while they were incarcerated.

"Seriously, Mr. Bush really does like black people, as long as he knows they have been properly frisked and tagged before hand," said McClellan.

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