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Rove To Use Insanity Defense

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Karl Rove's lawyer Robert Luskin today said that he was going to use the insanity defense in Rove's upcoming Valerie Plame trail.

"Look, it must be clear to just about everybody by now that the entire Bush team, including my client Karl Rove, is composed entirely of sociopaths and paranoid schizophrenics.

Karl is a nutcase, OK.

He has no basic sense of morality or compassion for his fellow human beings.

And what person in his right mind would talk to Robert Novak about anything?

So you see there's not a jury in the land that would  convict a crazy bag of horse manure like Karl here for lying about and outing that CIA agent Valerie Plame.

After all, he was only being loyal to the president.

That's what his job is after all - to lie, cheat and justify the corporate pillaging of America," said Luskin, who then received a big briefcase full unmarked hundred dollar bills from a sympathetic group of lobbyists.

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