MORGANTOWN, WV (IWR News Satire) -
President George W. Bush was attacked by flock of angry penguins
following his Independence Day message on climate change while
visiting West Virginia University in Morgantown, West Virginia, July
The penguins, which were part of a promotion for the
March of the Penguins movie, attacked Bush after he said that he
would not support a Kyoto style agreement on global warming.
Although Mr. Bush acknowledged that some of global warming was caused by
human activity, he blamed the majority of the problem on "smelly,
dirty animals like penguins, sea otters and capybaras".
Mr. Bush, who is known to have a severe bird phobia since
childhood, fainted and then regained consciousness later after being
treated with smelling salts.
Bush was then carried off on stretcher while sobbing and asking for
his teddy bear until he was sped off in an ambulance.