PBS Chairman Ken Tomlinson - Parody News Cartoon

Hess Can Cook

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - CPB Chairman Ken Tomlinson announced today a new cooking show called "Hess Can Cook", which will present an alternative cuisine for the extreme right authoritarian loonies in this country. 

"You know, it's not only liberals, who enjoy eating gourmet food!  If PBS is really going to be a fair and balanced network, people in the Ku Klux Klan and Nazi Skinheads will need to have a cooking show too," said Tomlinson.

In addition to "Hess Can Cook", Chairman Tomlinson announced the following changes effective immediately:

  • Ann Coulter will replace Gwen Ifill on "Washington Week"
  • Karl Rove will be the new host on "This Old House"
  • Jerry Falwell will have complete control over PBS science programming, e.g., Nature and Nova.
  • "Now" will be renamed "Yesterday" and be hosted be Rush Limbaugh
  • The award winning "Frontline" documentary series will be replaced with canned pro-Bush propaganda films.
  • John Ashcroft will join the Sesame Street staff and encourage children to inform on their neighbors and classmates

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