George W. Bush - Parody News Cartoon

Majority Unable To Cope
With Bush Presidency Anymore

FORT BRAGG, NC (IWR News Parody) - A poll conducted by the Internet Weekly Report and CNN, immediately after President Bush's speech on the Iraq war last night, found that the majority of Americas feel that they can no longer cope with the Bush presidency.

75% of those interviewed said watching Bush speak was worse than fingernails scratching on a blackboard, Wayne Newton singing "Danke Schoen" and getting a root canal all at the same time.

Below are several residents from Fort Bragg, who find themselves unable to cope with the Bush Presidency.

"Bush reminds me of my ex-husband. He's so full of horseshit. It's just too draining to hear him keep lying over and over again about why we're in Iraq," said Hotel Manager Edith Crowley.
"I used to think my future was bright, but that was before Bush's crooked pals outsourced my job to India," said Java programmer Jeff Johnston.
"What future will my kids have?  The only jobs left will be at Wal-Mart or with the army in Iraq or Syria," said English professor Judy Tatum.
"I just don't understand where all the friggin' journalists are hiding. This lying SOB should have been impeached like in 2003," said small business owner Phil Redding.



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