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Bush Loses The Bill Of Rights

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - White House press secretary Scott McClellan confirmed today that Mr. Bush lost The Bill of Rights somewhere between the Washington and Columbus, Ohio. 

Mr. Bush had been observed earlier by reporters, who saw the president frantically searching back and forth over the White House lawn looking for something he had lost.

"The Bill of Rights probably fell on the floor or something when he pulled the Patriot Act out of his pocket during his speech in Ohio. 

I'm sure no one at the police state rally would have noticed that The Bill of Rights were literally being trampled on by the Commander In Chief.

The president is a little, you know, absent minded and has been known to lose important documents in the past. 

I'm sure you all remember how he lost his National Guard and drunk driving arrest records or when he mistakenly shredded the Geneva Conventions," said McClellan.

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