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Pickles To Play Terri Schiavo In Fox Movie

NEW YORK CITY (IWR News Parody) - Conservative news magnate and Fox Television Network owner Rupert Murdoch announced today that First Lady Laura Bush has agreed to play Terri Schiavo in new Fox TV movie scheduled to air in the 2006 Fall season.  "Roger Ailes tells me we could pick another 30 seats in the House if we show this movie a week before the general election," said Murdock to reporters.

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