Karl Rove and Paula Zahn - Parody News Cartoon

Karl Rove's "The Birds"

IWR Movie Synopsis - A conservative cable news anchor and Carlyle Group pin-up girl Paula Zanti (played by Paula Zahn) takes her wannabe major network career frustrations out on a pair red tailed hawks by having her husband Lucifer Cohen evict the "dirty filthy birds" and their nest from the Zanti's swanky penthouse window seal.

Outraged by his family's eviction and by a recent bill passed by the Senate authorizing the drilling for oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, Pale Male vows to destroy all the Neocons in New York City.

Several conservatives (William Bennett, Trent Lott, Rush Limbaugh and Haley Barber) are then viciously attacked by pigeons in Central Park culminating in James Watt (played by himself) being crucified by a rampaging gang of gothic Mallard ducks.

Star Paula Zanti is then attacked live on her evening cable news broadcast by punk penguins, and she is saved just in the nick time by Wolf Blitzkrieg (played by Dick Cheney).

Finally, the President of the United States (played by himself) orders a preemptive Stealth bomber attack on the Arctic refuge, which releases millions of tons crude oil into the environment killing all of the birds, animals and liberals in the world. 



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