IWR Movie Synopsis - A conservative cable
news anchor and
Carlyle Group pin-up girl Paula
by Paula Zahn) takes her wannabe major network career frustrations out
on a pair red tailed hawks by having her husband Lucifer Cohen evict
the "dirty filthy birds" and their nest from the Zanti's swanky
penthouse window seal.
Outraged by his family's eviction and by
a recent bill passed by the Senate authorizing the drilling for
oil in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge,
Male vows to destroy all the Neocons in New York City.
Several conservatives (William
Rush Limbaugh and Haley Barber) are then viciously attacked by
pigeons in Central Park culminating in James Watt (played by himself)
being crucified by a rampaging gang of gothic Mallard ducks.
Star Paula Zanti is then attacked live on her evening cable news
broadcast by punk penguins, and she is saved just in the nick time by
Wolf Blitzkrieg (played by
President of the United States (played by himself) orders a
preemptive Stealth bomber attack on the Arctic refuge, which releases
millions of tons crude oil into the environment killing all of the
birds, animals and liberals in the world.