WASHINGTON (IWR Parody News) - The House
Ethics Committee today took action against the brazen graft and
corruption of Republican House Whip Tom DeLay.
The committee ruled that Mr. DeLay will have to work weekends for
the next 625 years to repay the the millions of dollars that he and
his cronies have received in illegal contributions.
Since the Republicans have came to power, Washington has become
infested with bloodsuckers, weasels and cockroaches, and Delay will
work free of charge as a pest exterminator for the government until
his debt to society is paid.
Despite the fact that Mr. "Orkin Man" DeLay
like a slop jar, President Bush said he fully supported the
unethical behavior of his fellow Texan.
"Come on, that's what politics is about.
Nobody would go through the nosebleed of running for office and the
humiliation of kissing every goddamn lobbyist's ass in town if we
thought there wasn't a pot of gold waiting for us at the end of the
line," said Mr. Bush.