Condoleezza "Condi" Rice - Parody News Cartoon

Condi Gets Laid

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - According to rumors  at the State Department, Condoleezza Rice apparently got laid last night. 

"You can always tell when the dragon lady has had a roll in the hay when she comes into work the next morning with that big shit eating grin on her face.

Usually when she comes, she's got that god awful scowl on her face and she's all stiff and fidgety like a Kabuki actor in straight jacket. 

But when she scores, she's like almost like a real person!  She even brought in some day old donuts from Kroger's," said an anonymous State Department employee.



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