George W. Bush - Parody News Cartoon

The Real Hole In Social Security

CAMBRIDGE, MA (IWR News Parody) - Researchers at MIT today provided the first direct evidence to support the President's theory of a so-called "hole" in the Social Security system.

Unfortunately, the hole found by scientists appears to be in Mr. Bush's Wiffle Ball like head. 

The Photo (above) provided by Dr. Chamberlain and his Media Lab staff clearly shows a hole that goes in one ear and out the other of the President's head (see arrow).

"We always wondered how Mr. Bush always seems to get everything so ass-backwards and now we know," said Dr. Chamberlain.



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