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Majority Say Bush Needs Lobotomy

SAN FRANCISCO, CA (IWR News Parody) - An IWR News Poll taken over the weekend revealed that the majority of Americans now think that President Bush should get a lobotomy. 

The question posed to the 2,500 persons surveyed by telephone was: "What does the President need to improve his image at home and abroad?"

57% of those surveyed said that Mr. Bush should get a full frontal lobotomy, 31% said he should just shut his friggin' trap for the next four years, and 12% said that Mr. Bush should dress in a Gestapo uniform and threaten the world with nuclear annihilation.

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