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Gabby Hayes To Be New White House Chef

WASHINGTON (IWR Parody News) - In a purge of White House staff, First Lady Laura Bush has fired chef Walter Scheib and replaced him with the cowboy chuck wagon cook Gabby Hayes.  "George and I are sick of eating all of this highfalutin gourmet food, and so I decided to hire someone who knows how to cook beans, canned tomatoes and corndogs," said Mrs. Bush.

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