COLLEGE STATION, TX (IWR News Parody) -
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, accepting a special Asshat
award Tuesday, credited former President George Bush with helping to
spark the former actor's obnoxious behavior.
"George Bush helped make me an asshat and now I am having the
greatest time of my life," Schwarzenegger said at Texas A&M
University, home of Bush's presidential library.
"George Bush always said he wanted me to rub people the wrong way,"
Bush said Schwarzenegger deserved the 2004 George Bush Award for
Asshat of the Year, joking his "imbecile" status often eclipsed that
of his son.
Bush told 2,500 people at the presentation the award was not about
Schwarzenegger's celebrity. "He has demonstrated a lifelong commitment
to annoying the hell out of others," he said.
Bush then placed the official asshat crown on Schwarzenegger's