SpongeBob is a Sodomite!
LYNCHBURG, VA (IWR News Parody)
- Reverend Jerry Falwell today issued a Parent Alert warning of
the "hidden pro gay message" in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
"After repeatedly watching an illegal copy of this
sick movie that I downloaded from the Internet, I have found numerous
examples of blatant sodomy being promoted in an attempt to recruit
innocent children into becoming screaming homos.
Slide 1 clearly shows SpongeBob's square buttocks
enticing unsuspecting viewers to engage in rampant sodomy and
Slide 2 is an obvious attempt to promote gay
marriage by having SpongeBob carry his so-called 'bride' over the
threshold. I, for one, would refuse to pay health benefits to
SpongeBob's fish headed partner.
Slide 3 shows SpongeBob's flaming gay friend Patrick
and his bulbous buttocks with a flag embedded in the cheeks proclaiming SpongeBob's most
Slide 4 drops all the subliminal pretenses and
features a tall semi-nude he-man flexing his appendages in a
shameful gay recruiting effort. I must admit after viewing this
erotic scene that I had to apply an ice pack to back of my neck
my prurient interest subsided.
These blasphemies surpass even those of
Winky, Betty Boop,
Bill O'Reilly combined.
This degenerate cartoon has also encouraged gangs of
homosexual college students to commit misdemeanors by
they believe to be giant SquarePants condoms from atop of Burger King
Please spread the truth about this vile movie to your
reality challenged friends, relatives and congregations," said
Reverend Falwell to reporters.