George Bush & Don Rumsfeld - News Parody Cartoon

Stand By Your Ham

CRAWFORD, TX (IWR Parody News) - President Bush today reaffirmed his support for beleaguered Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

"Karl tells me that I can't fire Rummy, no matter how senile he gets.

That would be like admitting failure and with my support at all time lows, I could be impeached before I get a chance to gut Social Security and lose the war in Iraq!

So to show our full support for the Secretary, Pickles will now sing Rummy her favorite country and western song  - Stand By Your Ham:

[Pickles dressed in a gold sequined cowgirl outfit takes the stage backed by the Linda Tripp Trio.]

Stand By Your Ham

Sometimes itís hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one ham
Youíll have bad times and heíll have good times
Doing things that you donít understand

But if you love him please forgive him Even though heís hard to understand
And if you love him, whoa be proud of him ícause after all heís just a ham

Come everybody sing along!

Stand by your ham
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
When the nights are cold and lonely

Stand by your ham
And show the world you love him
Keep giving all the love you can
Stand by your ham

And if you love him, whoa be proud of him
ícause after all heís just a ham

Come on let's give Rummy a big of round applause,"  said Pickles.

*MIDI from Gary's MIDI Paradise



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