WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - A clearly
agitated President Bush today announced the nomination of Mr.
Clean for the Secretary of the Homeland Security Department.
"I told my staff before that I wanted 'Mr. Clean' for Homeland
Security, and then, they brought me this Kerik dude. Well
I picked him, but I looked
him in the eye, and he seemed butch enough to me.
Sure, he looked a lot like Mr. Clean, but then I found out that
a better chance getting Jimmy Hoffa nominated than Kerik!
So this time, I told Card to get me the real Mr. Clean, you know,
the guy who does those cleaning commercials and not some cheap
Maybe, I need to make more time making these kind of decisions
instead of just shooting from the hip all the time?
No way Jose! I almost had you going then didn't I?
But I beginning to think I have goddamn Yankee on my staff," said Bush,
who then began swearing under his breath about Rudy Giuliani.