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Kalluk
Gets Bush Doll For Christmas

SAN DIEGO, CA (IWR Parody News) - Kalluk, a male polar bear at the San Diego Zoo, tosses a George Bush doll yesterday in the manmade snow.

So far, Kalluk and his sister Tatqiq have destroyed about a half gross of the presidential dolls, which were donated by the RNC.

"Kalluk really enjoys mauling and growling at the toy Bush Dolls. 

It's like he intuitively understands that Bush is out to destroy his habitat by turning it over to carte blanche to the oil and gas industry," said zookeeper Robert Zimmerman.

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