| SAN DIEGO, CA (IWR
Parody News) -
Kalluk, a male polar bear at the
San Diego Zoo, tosses a George Bush doll yesterday in the manmade
snow.
So far, Kalluk and his sister
Tatqiq have destroyed about a half gross of the presidential dolls,
which were donated by the RNC.
"Kalluk really enjoys mauling and
growling at the toy Bush Dolls.
It's like he intuitively understands that Bush is out to destroy
his habitat by turning it over to carte blanche to the oil and gas
industry," said zookeeper Robert Zimmerman. |