WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - President
Bush today called the fossil discovery of
missing link between humans and apes a "secular humanist hoax".
people know that God created Adam and Eye only 10,000 years old.
End of story.
Seriously, what are you going believe: a theory that has
overwhelming empirical evidence and which is the foundation of modern
biology or me?
Scientists would even have us believe that that
around sun heresy or that this country was founded by some pagan
Think about it.
If the world really spun on its axis, we would all fall off now,
Those pointy headed evil doers have the gall to think that their
scientific mumbo-jumbo trumps the good book, but hey, I went to Yale,
and I would know if the bible had any mistakes in it.
So when some evil scientist tries to tell you he has fossils that
are millions of years old, you just know he's doing the work of Satan.
Now, you liberal press SOBs can believe whatever the heck you want
to, but I'm no goddamn monkey's nephew," said President Bush as
he pointed angrily at