CRAWFORD, TX (IWR News Parody) - In
what reporters are calling FlyGate, FCC Chairman Michael Powell
today ordered President Bush to be incarcerated for breaking indecency
laws by repeatedly exposing himself in public.
"The President's recent
open fly incident in Chile is part of a disgusting pattern of
perversion, which started when the president wore his so-called
victory codpiece on the Abraham Lincoln during that
infamous Mission Accomplished publicity stunt last year.
Mr. Bush's filthy behavior has served as
a degenerate model for
Hollywood stars such as Janet Jackson, Peewee Herman and Nicole Sheridan, and he must
be made an example for the American people.
No one is above the law, except perhaps, Tom Delay.
Besides that, the little weasel fired my pop," said Powell with
distinct artificial moral tone.