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"Bush Is Even More Batshit Crazy Than I Am,"
Says Pat Robertson

NEW YORK, NY (IWR Parody News) - TV evangelist Pat Robertson revealed during a CNN interview that President Bush told him that US troops would have no casualties in a war with Iraq.

"People thought I was batshit crazy when I agreed with Jerry Falwell that homos and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11, but even megalomaniacs like Jerry and me know that people die when you have a goddamn war!

In fact, the Lord specifically told me on my Ouija board that going into Iraq would be a disaster.  I think the President must have been tricked by Satan or his evil spawn Karen Hughes into thinking he was talking to the Big Guy. 

The same thing happened to me when Lucifer told to me to invest in those stupid gold mines in Liberia," said Robertson.

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