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NEW YORK, NY (IWR Parody News) - TV
evangelist Pat Robertson revealed during a CNN interview that
President Bush told him that US troops would have no casualties in a
war with Iraq. "People thought I was batshit crazy when
I
agreed with Jerry Falwell that homos and the ACLU were responsible for
9/11, but even megalomaniacs like
Jerry
and me know that people die when you have a goddamn war!
In fact, the Lord specifically told me on my Ouija board that going
into Iraq would be a disaster. I think the President must have
been tricked by
Satan or
his evil spawn Karen Hughes into thinking he was talking to the
Big Guy.
The same thing happened to me when Lucifer told to me to invest in
those
stupid gold mines in Liberia," said Robertson. |
