WILKES-BARRE, PA (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush today attempted to regain the momentum he lost in his
confrontation with John Kerry by having another debate. To
improve his odds this time, Mr. Bush decided that he would debate
himself figuring that he would have a better chance to win in that
Unfortunately for the President, a Flash ABC poll found
that Mr. Bush lost to himself by 75% to 18% margin.
Surprisingly, 7% of the those polled thought Ralph Nader had won.
The debate ran shorter than the 90 minutes allotted because Mr.
Bush turned off his own microphone. "If
can do it when he hears someone tell the
truth, then, the President of the United States should be able to
turn off his opponent's mike in a debate too," said Mr. Bush as he
stomped off the stage.