WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Former
White House press secretary Ari Fleischer confirmed in an interview on
CNN Live Today with
Daryn Kagan that
President Bush does indeed live inside a giant plastic bubble in
the Oval Office.
Fleisher said the purpose of the bubble is to protect Mr. Bush's
thin epidermis from being disturbed by any sort of accountability,
criticism or negative feedback. The former press secretary also
that the bulge on Mr. Bush's back is really just part of his
portable bubble suit.
This confirms what many pundits had suspected after the
President's string of poor performances in the State-of-the-Union
Porky Pig style
press conference in April and especially his recent weird behavior
in the presidential debates.
Ms. Kagan then cut the interview short and complained on the air that
now her pot bellied Brown Shirted boyfriend Rush Limbaugh would be so
upset with this scandalous news that he would not be able to watch
that anti-Kerry movie on the Sinclair network as they had planned
to later this evening.
"Damn it, Ari! You just ruined my whole friggin'
evening! When Rush gets home tonight, he will pop a couple of
Quaaludes, brood for about ten minutes or so and then just stare at
the wall like zombie for the rest of the night," said a bawling Kagan.