WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) -
After making several factual mistakes, Defense Secretary Donald
Rumsfeld admitted yesterday that he must have been
brainwashed about 9/11 and the Saddam Hussein connection after all.
"I must have been friggin' hypnotized or something. I
can't recall anymore. Did the
say Saddam was responsible for 9/11, or was it Osama, or was
it that damn
Korean guy with the bad haircut
and Elton John sunglasses for crying out loud?
All I can remember are these
ugly old ladies in the Rose Garden telling
me that Saddam was Osama, Afghanistan was Iraq, War is Peace, and
Freedom is Slavery.
It's like a
recurring nightmare to me, mainly because, the woman in charge of
liked Richard Perle in drag. Gag me with spoonful of anthrax if you
know what I mean," said a distraught Rumsfeld.