DES MOINES, Iowa (IWR News Parody) - A
win in November by Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry would put
the United States at risk of another "devastating" asteroid
Dick Cheney told supporters Tuesday.
Cheney told a group loony Republican supporters at a town hall meeting in Des
Moines that they needed to make "the right choice" in the November
"If we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit
again just like the dinosaurs did 65 million years ago in the Yucatan --
that we'll be hit in a way that will be cataclysmic from the
standpoint of the United States," Cheney said.
"And then we'll fall back into the liberal pre-Cretaceous mindset, if you
will, that in fact these asteroid impacts are just low probability
events. I think that would be a terrible mistake for us."