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BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, OH (IWR News Parody) -
During an 'Ask George Bush' campaign event, President Bush explained
to high school students why he let Osama go free at
Tora Bora, Afghanistan.
"The reason I called the dogs off Osama is because my good buddy
Prince Bandar of
Saudi Arabia told me to. He said that it would help
the oil flow better if you know what I mean.
Besides, Osama didn't try to
kill
my dad like Saddam did, and you know,
me
and the boys have been itching for years to try and clear Poppy's
good name.
As my hero Stephen Douglas put it: 'There is no right principle of
action but self-interest', and that's what this neocon movement is all
about," said Mr. Bush. |
