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Bush Explains Why He Let Osama Walk

BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, OH (IWR News Parody) - During an 'Ask George Bush' campaign event, President Bush explained to high school students why he let Osama go free at Tora Bora, Afghanistan. 

"The reason I called the dogs off Osama is because my good buddy Prince Bandar of Saudi Arabia told me to. He said that it would help the oil flow better if you know what I mean.

Besides, Osama didn't try to kill my dad like Saddam did, and you know, me and the boys have been itching for years to try and clear Poppy's good name. 

As my hero Stephen Douglas put it: 'There is no right principle of action but self-interest', and that's what this neocon movement is all about," said Mr. Bush.

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