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Who Does Bush Really Worship?

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Tonight on Larry King Live show, Bob Woodward  revealed, that contrary to popular belief, President Bush actually worships the ghost of Richard Nixon and is involved in some weird personality cult with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"I couldn't believe my eyes.  I was on my way to the restroom when I saw Mr. Bush on his knees in the Oval Office praying to a portrait of former President Nixon.  He seemed to be asking for some guidance on his campaign strategy," said Woodward. 

Larry King then asked Woodward: "What the hell does this have to do with Lacy Peterson anyway, Bob?"

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