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Lynchburg, VA (IWR News Parody) - At a
$10,000 a plate Republican tent revival in Virginia last night,
President Bush promised the
snake handlers in attendance that he would
do his best to ring in Armageddon if he is reelected. Donors at the
campaign event were treated to a festive bar-b-que feast of endangered
species,
a bible to thump, and one-way tickets to the Promised Land via a giant
escalator being constructed in Lynchburg by
Jerry Falwell and his
Bigoted Nazis for Jesus Foundation. *Note: My apologies go to
Pieter Bruegel
for using his wonderful painting "The
Triumph of Death" as a background for this satire. |
