KABUL, Afghanistan (IWR News Parody) - A
maudlin Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld continued his
Mystery Tour of Afghanistan today by visiting an opium den in Kabul
run by the Taliban. Mr. Rumsfeld said he was just trying
to cure his blues from being banned from the Bush-Cheney campaign trail,
because he is still in the doghouse over the Abu Ghraib debacle.