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Rumsfeld's "Hazing" Poster Uncovered

WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) - The New Yorker today released a poster from the Abu Gharib prison that bore the image of Donald Rumsfeld with a modified seal of the DOD, which replaced the bald eagle with a spread eagle.  The magazine said it received the poster from sources inside the State Department.

Mr. Rumsfeld was unavailable for comment, but President Bush had the following to say on the subject: "At least now I know what happened to my dirty sock bag.  Anyway, I thought Rush Limbaugh cleared all this up last Spring.  It's only a little harmless college prank.  Heck, it's just our way of hazing those uppity Arabs so they'll be ready for democracy."

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