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Ridge Issues Japanese Balloon Bomb Alert

WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - Tom Ridge today issued another timely orange alert based on evidence supplied by Pakistani agents detailing plans by the Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo to launch deadly Balloon Bombs over the United States.  Although this information is over sixty years old, Mr. Ridge said that he learned from John Ashcroft that you can never be too paranoid.

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