LANGHORNE, PA (IWR News Parody) - Laura
Bush on Monday defended limits imposed by her bird brained husband on
embryonic stem cell research and criticized the imaginary people who
suggest that the research could lead quickly to cures for Alzheimer's
and other diseases.
"I hope that stem-cell research will be able to
some day bring back Elvis or even Liberace,'' Laura Bush told an
audience of about 300 supporters, many of them FBI agents dressed as
doctors and nurses, at a campaign event in Langhorne, Pa. "But I know
that embryonic stem-cell research is very preliminary, and the
implication that cures for Alzheimer's or the cloning of our favorite
celebrities are just around
the corner is just not right, and it's
really not fair to Elvis fans to get their hopes up.
After all I have a degree in library science, and that makes me an
expert in this area.''