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Bush Calls His Connection to
Texas Sleaze Balls a Coincidence

CRAWFORD, TX (IWR News Parody) - President Bush today said that recently disclosed connections between his campaign and the Texas sleaze balls behind the slanderous Swift Boat Veterans for Truth are a coincidence. 

"It's a just a coincidence that I am connected to those Texas sleaze balls.  I mean sleaze balls and scum bags, like Kenny Boy, Bob Perry and Karl Rove, are the only people I know in Texas or anywhere else for that matter.  You think I would hang around with those nice guy bastards, who play fair and always finish last?  Hell no," said Mr. Bush.

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