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Bush Says: "Unlike Lurch, We Stand For Things"
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TRAVERSE CITY, MI (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush today distinguished
his
Stalinesque* vision for American from that of the Kerry campaign.
"Unlike that flip flopping Lurch,
we stand for things. We will bury him in November," said Mr. Bush as
he pounded his shoe on the podium. *I got this idea from one of Mark
Karlin's captions in
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Bonus: "We Stand For Things" Poster
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