|
PORTLAND, OR (IWR News Parody) -
President Bush today denied that he is
connected to the
controversial phony Swift Boat Veterans ads. He denied this even after a
member of his campaign staff was fired for being linked to that group
and a
Bush campaign lawyer was found to be advising the same swift boat
group.
Bush
also denied
the charges that he is the 'King
of Douche Bags'. "Shoot, I'm not the
King of Douche Bags that's
Karl
Rove's job.
Maybe I'm the
Duke of the Douche Bags
or the Elvis of Enemas, but definitely
not the king of the douche bags," said Mr. Bush. |
