Ashcroft To Deploy Daleks in Swing States
Columbus, OH (IWR News Parody) - Attorney
General John Ashcroft announced today that the Justice Department
would begin deploying
Dalek robots in critical swing states to assure
that the election is not disrupted by terrorists or anybody on Bush's
enemies list, e.g., protestors, science teachers, progressives, civil
libertarians. The Daleks were created in a secret laboratory in
Hoboken, NJ for the DOJ by
Poindexter. The salt shaker shaped robots are programmed to use
their deadly ray guns to exterminate, men wearing turbans, people with
Mideast accents, labor union members, trial lawyers,
Springsteen, or anyone who says they will vote for John Kerry.
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