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Ridge Forgets to Issue Orange Alert for the 4th of July

BUG TUSSLE, WV (IWR Parody News) - On the campaign trail in the swing state of West Virginia, Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge admitted to reporters that he had indeed forgotten to issue an orange alert for the 4th of July. 

"I've been so busy with this year's annual Department Homeland Security's Summer picnic that I completely forgot to issue an alert.  Ashcroft put you up to this didn't he? I mean, like nothing ever happens when I issue these dumb alerts anyway," said Ridge while he thumbed through the Wall Street Journal help wanted ads.

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