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IWR Photo Cartoon - Alan Greenspan


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WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - U.S. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan testified today during his cameo appearance before the Senate Banking Committee on Capitol Hill.

"This is the best of all possible worlds, especially for oligarchs liked Dick Cheney, George Bush and me. 

Things just don't get better than this!

[Greenspan then put on his accordion and sang]

The rich get rich and the poor get poorer.  In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got fun! 

[Polite Applause]

Sure some of you out there may think I'm wee bit too Panglossian, but consider these facts:

Wage deflation continues its glorious decent into an unprecedented age of serfdom, job outsourcing and CEO compensation are at  all time highs, while taxes on the wealthy, not to mention corporate accountability are at all time lows!

Who cares if the economy is stalled, people can't afford health care or that the middle class is headed for bankruptcy?  Not the Social Darwinists, i.e., the Republicans that control this country, that's for sure," said Greenspan as he adjusted his rose colored glasses and then left the room.

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