WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody) - U.S.
Federal Reserve Board Chairman Alan Greenspan testified today during
his cameo appearance before the Senate
Banking Committee on Capitol Hill.
"This is the
best of all
possible worlds, especially for oligarchs liked Dick Cheney,
George Bush and me.
Things just don't get better than this!
[Greenspan then put on his accordion and sang]
The rich get rich
and the poor get poorer. In the meantime, in between time,
some of you out there may think I'm wee bit too
but consider these facts:
Wage deflation continues its glorious
decent into an unprecedented age of serfdom, job outsourcing and CEO
compensation are at all time highs, while taxes on the wealthy,
not to mention corporate accountability are at all time lows!
cares if the economy is stalled, people can't afford health care or
that the middle class is headed for bankruptcy? Not the
Darwinists, i.e., the Republicans that control this country,
that's for sure," said Greenspan as he adjusted his rose colored
glasses and then left the room.