LEWISBURG, PA (IWR News Parody) -
According to Scott McClelland, President Bush mistakenly thought he
was going to see the classic sci-fi thriller Fahrenheit 451 by Ray
Bradbury, but he instead went to a matinee showing of Michael Moore's
documentary. McClelland said that the President, who doesn't
read newspapers, was unaware of Moore's satirical movie.
Sunday, Mr. Bush made these comments to reporters.
"You know, I first saw the original Fahrenheit 22 movie when I was AWOL, I mean, on duty in Alabama.
Damn, I was hoping to see fun stuff like books being burned and
junk like that, but the only thing being toasted in this film was my
I thought Ashcroft told me they got rid of that stinking seven
minute 911 video showing me
looking like some dumb muskrat frozen in car headlights. I'm
don't know why everyone thought that was so funny. I sure the hell
didn't think it was.
Still, Karl tells me that there is no such thing as bad publicity.
I sure hope he's right, because right now I'm not so sure I'd vote for
myself," said a dazed George Bush.