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DEARBORN, MI (IWR News Parody) - Tom
Ridge today released a photo showing conclusive evidence that al Qaeda
is planning to disrupt the Fall election. Osama bin Laden,
apparently, has issued an order to all al Qaeda operatives in the US
to campaign vigorously for "Boosh's Reelection". Mr. Laden has
let it be known
in the past
that he and al Qaeda are very pleased with the foreign policies of the
Bush administration. |
