WASHINGTON, DC (IWR News Parody) -
President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney today issued a challenge
to the Kerry Campaign to: "Let the mudslinging begin!".
To demonstrate their commitment to "getting down and dirty in 2004",
the Bush-Cheney 2004 Campaign held a mud raking and wrestling match in the
back yard of the White House. In attendance were: George W. Bush, Dick
Cheney, Karl Rove, Marc Racicot and Ann Coulter who all mud wrestled
blow-up dolls that were labeled with a magic marker to identify the
Democrat, whose name was symbolically being dragged through the mud.
"This is going to be dirtiest and slimiest campaign in US history,"
said Karl Rove as he socked a doll labeled "Hillary". "First we
release our Nazi tape, then we release the Pedophile clip and
finally we top
things off with the Red Scare video release in late October," said
Rove with a dung-eating grin.
f*cking goddamn liberals are
the angriest sons-of-bitches
since Adolph Hitler and the Nazis," said Cheney as he foamed from the mouth.
At the end of the mud slinging, John Ashcroft hosed down the
participants and then sang the
from the Bible.