WASHINGTON (IWR News Parody)
- President Bush in a rare Rose Garden news conference said that the
new interim Iraq leaders appointed today were "technically
not puppets", but really more like those "friendly Muppets guys".
"I mean you just wanna grab a hold of one of those pudgy little
suckers and give him big hug and then a kiss on his bald greasy
In that way, they're a lot like Cheney. He's like a
wind up automaton of the gas and oil industry. You know, like that
little monkey that plays the cymbals that I have on my desk in the
Shoot. I've even heard that some folks have called me Karl Rove's
puppet, but that kind of talk don't bother me none, then again, I
don't read newspapers cause my doctor said it gives me hypertension,
whatever the heck that is," said Mr. Bush.