SAVANNAH, GA (IWR News Parody) -
According to participants at the G8 Summit, President Bush displayed
many shocking signs that he is
suffering from an acute mental disorder. Mr. Bush, for
example, attempted to play bumper cars with the world's leaders in his
golf cart. He also threatened to have Rummy's goons torture
Gerhard Schroeder for not kissing his hand like Mr. Schroeder did to Laura Bush.
Even Mr. Bush's
strongest ally, Tony Blair said that he had never seen the
president looked so disturbed. "I saw him talking by himself near a
palm tree, and at first thought he was on a cell phone, but he was
really just talking to the damn tree about
Kerry's lead in the pools," said Blair. French President
Jacques Chirac also said, "I had always thought Mr. Bush was a 'la tÍte de bout' (a butthead), but I never
knew zat he was, how you say 'as
crazy as a shithouse rat!'."